Here are some things that your heavily-subsidising-the-meat-industry government don't want you to know about!

Some Interesting Vegetarian :

• One out of every four vegetarian's have super human powers (These powers, where they exist in meat eaters, are inhibited by a complex enzyme found in meat)!
  
  
• A strict vegetarian diet can slow down, and potentially cure, death.
  
  
• There is NO EXISTING DISEASE that is not either directly, indirectly or fictionally linked to the consumption of meat!!!
  
  
• Pigs, Cows, Chickens and other regularly consumed animals are actually far more intelligent than the meat industry would like us to know, when left alone in their natural habitat, and unaware that they are being studied, they quickly begin to shift into an elaborate self contained society, setting up corrupt governments, religious sects, alienating and exploiting the weaker or different among them and developing addictions to mind altering drugs!
  
  
• Consumption of large amounts of meat can lead to impotency, baldness, oldness, irritableness, bad vibes, xenophobia, diabetes, osteoporosis, obesity and even HIV. All due to Excessive Negative Karmic Build up Disorder.
  
  
• The mass-farming of animals such as cows and pigs has them existing in far larger numbers than they would naturally occur, they are also fed larger amounts of food than they would naturally consume, in a bid to fatten them up for consumption. This excess in food and population means they produce far more feces than they otherwise would. These feces produce large amounts of methane gas, a CFC, which is responsible for a large portion of the melting away of the ozone layer, which in turn causes extremes of weather. It can thus be reasonably surmised that if we stopped eating meat we would no longer ever be too hot or too cold again!
  
  
• Meat is loaded with Low Density Cholesterol (an unhealthy alternative to High Density Cholesterol, which the body produces naturally on a vegetable diet), this clogs your veins and arteries, restricting blood flow and raising blood pressure. High blood pressure makes you susceptible to anger, irritability and mood swings, which you in turn pass on to those around you, spreading a bad mood. Without the consumption of meat, therefore, there would be no human unhappiness!
  
  
• Based on EXTENSIVE scientific research, here are two diagrams of Earth, Fig.1 represents the earth currently, with a majority of non vegetarians, Fig.2 Is a computer generated representation of how Earth would appear from space if the majority were vegetarians!

Fig. 1 ____________________________________Fig. 2

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Secret meat!

The kind of animal product that most busts up Anto's love buzz is those containing secret meat,

they don't look like there's meat in 'em, they don't taste like they have meat in 'em. But they do! Like those accursed marshmallows! They seem so sugary-delicious but they actually contain BEEF GELETINE!!! If Anto had his way truthful advertising laws would force Marshmallows to come in packets looking like this:

Let's all eat PECTIN instead... mmm... did someone say natural fruit based gelling agent?!

Lies Spread About Vegetarianism!

The Meat Market Man has spread about all sorts of madcap lies about vegetarianism to try and drown meat eaters in pools of acid ignorance, till their melted retinas disconnect and their flesh is bloated and stiff! Here, so you can be on the look out, in the know, wield the burning sword of truth against your oppressors, are a few of the lies they'll try to feed you!

Lie #1 Vegetarians don't get enough protein, iron... whatever...

Madness!!! Any one who knows Anto, a hardcore Vegetarian for seven years, will know that this couldn't possibly be true because the words, 'Anto' and 'Deficient' are practically antonyms! The very idea that Anto's chiseled muscular physeek could possibly be deficient in protein, laughable! That his thick red blood could be lacking in iron, preposterous! 'He must have planned out a carefully balanced diet!' you say?! Ridiculous! How could anyone who can spend so many hours a day partying and having wild sex ever have time to properly organise their diet, and on the same breath how could they be of an unhealthy constitution. With statistic after statistic proving that vegetarians live longer than meat eaters and suffer from fewer diseases, Anto's existence is as full stop at the end of the refutation of this obvious deception!

Lie #2 Humans have eaten meat for millions of years, it's natural.

Natural?! When as tradition ever been capable of transforming the prosthetic into the natural?! Humans went for millions of years without consuming alcohol! Imagine the bleak universe where, because the treating of yeast with enzymes didn't occur NATURALLY, but as a result of out advance intelligence, we refused to partake in Drinking... [Continued some moments after recovery from such a thought]... No, the basis of human advancement has never been, 'if we've done it this way for years it must be the right way', we would never have managed flight, developed hash, cocaine, alcohol or LSD! The Meat Market Man is appealing to your instincts for closed mindedness and conservativeness for this one, but with just a little thought it's clear to see that the human race has never profited from those aspects of it's nature, no better, to think, better to progress... better to save yourself a headache and just do what Anto tells you: he's probably right. Liberate minds from the grips of the nark... listen to Anto.