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Spread The Love
Everyone out there who loves Anto and Moe can now spread that love with ease thanks to the new Mind Polluton page!
Finally A Forum
Evenin chaps, have added a forum The Talkhole, hopefully it works.
Anto's Happy Vegetarian Page
Though still under construction Anto's Happy Vegetarian Page has been uploaded for the wide eyes those who click!
Anto and Moe Write Back
In response to the article in last weeks Irish Independant about Anto and Moe they have sent the following letter to the Editor:
01/02/06
Dear Editor,
Last week your newspaper featured an article 'Irish Teens Hooked on Web Pranks' which was largely a discussion of Anto and Moe. We feel that it portrayed us in a rather more than slightly uncomplimentary manner. We, Anto and Moe, are simply well meaning teenagers, all be it a-typical ones, who indulge in a more extreme lifestyle, and happen to be more than slightly naturally advantaged in today's phalli-centric world. www.antoandmoe.com is a neoteric site free from tonsorial influence which holds in high esteem and encourages good health and rigorous physical exercise (parkour and capoeira), peace and non-violence, art and culture, literature, and deep philosophical contemplation of life and the values that today's society holds dear. It is especially valuable as it succeeds where other attempts to wake up today's youth fail, in that it is actually appealing and interesting to the vast majority of them (certainly by just trawling through the guest book you will find that not one person with even an iota of intelligence has not found it stimulating and enjoyable). It is an extremely precious resource in a world where the number of morbidly obese teens with about as much intellect as a 'Pop Idol' judge is skyrocketing into previously undisturbed figures. Besides all that the article, which was mainly in regard to our videos, was extremely misleading, and clearly engineered by Mr. Lyons with the intent of instilling shock in its readers. For instance the shock value of, '[the video] shows them initially swigging alcohol before sneaking around the AIB campus and leaping across it's water features' is dramatically decreased when anyone who watches the video can easily tell that the 'alcohol swigging' (a celebration of French culture) happened at a completely different point on the space-time continuum (in Laois and about a month later) to the AIB river jump. While to the untrained eye some of our jumps may have seemed perspective-invitingly suicidal, for able bodied and experienced traceurs such as ourselves, they are about as challenging as oppressing middle eastern countries for oil for a world super power. It appears to us that the truth has been fluxed and distorted and in order to hold the readers attention.
Yours sincerely,
Anto and Moe
Though, needless to say, the bottelin bottelers botteled out of printing the reply in their newspaper.
The Irish Independant
-Irish
teens hooked on web pranks
- Tom Lyons
IRISH teenagers are posting homemade videos on the Internet of themselves performing dangerous stunts in upmarket Dublin 4.
These include footage of two long-haired youths sneaking into the corporate headquarters of one of the country's best known banks to perform dangerous stunts.
The grainy video, available on a new service launched last week by Internet search giant Google, shows the youths easily evading AIB security in Ballsbridge before shooting their video.
The film shot by the youths, who bill themselves as 'Anto and Moe', shows them initially swigging alcohol before sneaking around the AIB campus and leaping across its water features.
Other footage shows the pair leaping back and forth between two five-storey high buildings.
The footage is one of at least 200 videos shot in Ireland available on Google video which allows users search through home-made video posted to the site.
Other Irish related footage includes footage of great Irish sporting moments, shots of top bands performing and picturesque scenes from the West of Ireland.
However, other footage depicts drunken Irish youths abroad, drinking games and broadcaster Eamon Dunphy losing his cool on RTE while discussing Roy Keane.
The service, despite blocking pornography, "invasions of personal
privacy" and "promotions of hate or incitement of violence"
has attracted criticism in the US over videos of fighting "black
dudes" and wrestling college girls.
More Music and More Moe
Anto has contributed a starteling new audio file, 'Sound Vomit' to the Music page, and Moe's Photoshoot has been uploaded in the Sensory overload page!
International Renown
Anto and Moe are reaching almost world wide fame so far this site has been viewed in all of the following countries:
Ireland
US Commercial
France
Seychelles
Netherlands
US Educational
United Kingdom
Turkey
Chile
Singapore
Japan
Thailand
Australia
South Africa
Italy
Belgium
Hungary
Greece
Sweden
Canada
Russian Federation
Switzerland
Old style Arpanet (arpa)
New Zealand (Aotearoa)
Saudi Arabia
Mexico
Hungary
Spain
Slovak Republic
Israel
Iceland
Norway
Poland
Brazil
Germany
Italy
Finland
Austria
Czech Republic
(You can look at all sorts o statistics like this when you own a webpage, it's quite of the groovy) Thanks for spreading the love,
and keep at it (also the hit counter has been broken for a while now, it shall be fixed).
Also! We've added a music page, with 'Skellibottlers' available for download and more soon to come.
Pluss they were in the Irish Independant today which should muchly expand their fandom!
Updatage!
New submissions to the Degenerate Art Page and A New Flash Movie about Anto and Moe!
Video Page!!!
Exactly what it says on the tin, CHECK IT OUT!
More New Stuff!
Sorted out the Sensory Overload Page into picture catagories, so it no longer looks like the scrag end of a grannys photo album, and put in a Masters of Disguies catagory, with Anto and Moe adorning alsorts of crazy attire, and last, but most time consuming, the front page now has a SUPER COOL SLIDE SHOW of doom.
New Pages!
Been bangin up new pages like there's no tomorow! There's the art page 'Degenerate Art', the new writing page 'Literature' and of course Kev. B's very own corner 'Kev's Hot Boxed Korner' where Kev himself takes you for a spin around his life and ways!
Fan Club
With Anto and Moes rapid flight into the realm of legends, their malignantly growing fan base has begun to respond creatively to their brilliance, one such response from the vast and growing internet fan base is a new unofficial fan site http://www.iloveantoandmoe.freewebspace.com/ which is definately worth a peruse.
Job Searching!
The end of the summer nearing Anto and Moe found themselves somewhat strapped for cash (what little of it they had originally possesed having been squandered on alcohol and chocolate)... And so decided to type up CV's and wander about town distributing them haphazardly in an attempt to secure a part time job for two weeks. The CVs, for those of you interested in doling out a high paying, low requirement job read as follows:
| Curriculum Vitae
Moe www.antoandmoe.com D.O.B: 22/01/88 Education: Institute of Education Previous Employment: Adams and Butler (Website Editing/Design), Achievements & Qualifications: Qualified to Drive: A1, B and M class vehicles.
Hobbies and Interests: Parkour |
Curriculum Vitae Anto E: wabty@hotmail.com www.antoandmoe.com D.O.B: 29/08/88 Education: Institute of Education Previous Employment: Adams and Butler (website editing/design), Achievements and Qualifications: DCU Psychology Correspondence Course Hobbies and Interests: Parkour |
Website should be having a few more updates in the near future...
The computer used to bring the lives of these fantastic oddments was down for a while, so documentation of the NUMEROUS partys, shindigs, hootenanys, mixers, box socials and suchlike that have made up their summer were not available, but now that it has been replaced you shall, once again, be kept up to date on such crucial information, and, if drug induced clouds of confusion lift, some backlogging may even occur.
Moe Has Returned To Good Health (Relatively Speaking)
After two months with a cast on each arm Moe is finally free from the tyranny of ill health and ready to return to his old antics.
Moe Has DESTROYED Himself!
When you live a SUPER EXTREME HARDCORE life like Anto and Moe, you take INSANE RISKS every day, doing jumps and such that could EASILY RESULT IN DEATH all the time, but you don't always make it...
Moe and Anto were outside Mount Anvil girls school, as one might expect, tricking it up. Now Moe had brought Anto here, not to be linched by a mob of love crazed school girls, but to do a SUPER EXTREME GAP that he had discovered. He had done the gap, landing on his chest and only just making it, on a previous occasion. Anto surveyed the gap. It was big and dangerous, but they often are. Anto ran, pushed off through the air, and managed to plant one foot on the other side and secure the landing. Now Moe, while at a mad party a number of weeks ago, had hurt his foot slightly, and said that he didn't feel up to the gap, but, on seeing Anto make it, he decided to go for it.
Anto Just Making Jump -------------------------------------------------------- Moe Slipping Back
He ran, jumped, scrabbled at the landing, fell backwards, landed on his wrists, both of which gave way instantly, letting him fall onto his ass. An ambulance was called, as Moe was on the point of going unconcious from the pain (It hardly needs to be stated that he did not cry or anything of the sort, I mention it simply because some people who clearly don't know how hardcore Moe and Anto are asked) and Moe, Anto and Christian James wento off to St. Vincents hospital. Moe was given morphene to kalm the pain and brought into x-ray. It transpired that Moe was suffering from one broken wrist, one wrist fractured in three places, two out of commision thumbs and two broken vertebrae... Saffie soon arrived and Anto and Saffie (as they lived closer by than James) stayed with moe till 12:30, when the doctor kicked them out.
Let this tale be a lesson to those who would emulate Anto and Moe, their life isn't all sex and parties and chillaxin and extreme stunts. Not everyone can handle both sides of being supernaturally cool as Anto and Moe do.
Moe is currently at home, recovering, though the loss of the use of both of his wrists has come as a severe blow to him and is currently on the lookout for any young lady who has sufficient time to facilitate him in various areas that have become... chalanging (scratching his back etc.)
Moe's Messed Up Wrist --------------------------------------------------------------Moe Sleeping in Hospital Gown and Oxygen Mask
Props to the well cool chicks who recently showed Anto and Moe hospitality... if you know what I mean. (If you don't then let me clarify: they let them sleep on their couch.)
Saturday last two incredibly sound chicks not only endured Moe and Anto's tom-trickery at their party, including Moe starting a fight by (justifiably) saying that 'cores light' was for pussies and Anto consulting a dictionary to look up the word ' Quiddery', but then allowed them to crash on the couch AND gave them toast the next morning! Such hospitality has rarely been seen by the duo, and even then the girls that show it usually end up just using them for fantastic sex, then tossing them out on the street.
In conclusion, you chicks not only rock to the max, but are also totally sweet!
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Saturday night was looking to be fairly dull for James, Anto, Moe and
Saffie; They had just left the cinema having watched 'Hide and seek'
(Which was good, but still not scary enough to phase Anto and Moe, though
Anto did, out of charity, pretend to be a little scared so Saffie wouldn't
feel silly) and were pondering how best to spend the remainder of their
nigh. Luckily it was at that moment that James received an invite to
a party... Unfortunately he decided he would just go home, so Anto,
Moe and Saffie walked him to the Luas station where they said their
good-bye's.
An hour or so later Anto, Moe and Saffie were in Moe's car, searching a rather large segment of Dublin for any road beginning with a 'C'. They were on the brink of giving up, when three young men were spotted leaving a house nearby, one wearing a party hat. "Is there, per chance, a party in there?" Moe enquired...
Negative
Vibes
Anto and Moe try there best, and for the most part succeed, to bring light and joy to this world. They give women something to look forward to, and men something to aspire to. But every so often someone finds their way to this site of sites and cramps it's style with negative vibes. People like The D and Rodrico who, due to some sort of child hood trauma perhaps, on seeing the greatness of Anto and Moe are overcome with conflicting emotions of awe and jealousy at their brilliance, and so, in an attempt to pull others down into their misery, post meretricious negative vibes in the guest book... But not to worry! These two offensive entrys have been corrected, so that they now read as they might have been written were the two offenders more mentally balanced. When posting in the guest book, always embrace the essential elements of peace, love, empathy, and a vast and untamable attraction to Anto and Moe.