A Capital Idea?
Moe and Anto hate capitalism almost as much as they hate ghost stories and taking baths. For those of you who don't know about capitalism, it's a system, invented by pirates roughly five hundred years ago when they first grew legs and settled on land, whereby people hurt other people so they can feel better themselves. Being, as previously stated, ninjas (the sworn enemies of pirates) Moe and Anto aren't into that kind of ruthless insouciance. As far as they're concerned it's cool to chilax and hang out and such, but don't do it at the expense of nine year olds working twelve hour shifts in dark factories. The following articles document Anto and Moe's struggle against Capitalism and it's friend The Nark. Other good sources of information on these Capitalism and the Nark include the documentaries: 'Fight Club', '1984' and 'I Heart Huckabees'.

Nestle!

This seemingly harmless chocolate, water, (etc.) company is one of Anto and Moe's most powerful and despised enemies!

More on these nasty characters later, for now, check out yonder link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestle_boycott

Burger King,McDonalds,Nike, etc.

When Anto and Moe get hungry in town they do the thoughtful thing and go to Liddle and buy a litre of custard and a packet of sliced bread for pittance. It's yummy and it contains plenty of fiber and energy, which they need for their super fast pace on the edge lives. They don't go to McDonalds etc. because they know that when they but a meal there their money goes strait to pirates who cut down rainforests, bribe military dictators and generally exploit people, and that doesn't groove with them.

Coke is not your friend!

There was a time when Coke, Anto and Moe were good friends. They would go out tricking together during the hot summer days, stay up late into the night, tricking it up and playing video-games, or even drink vodka together. But then one day things changed, Anto and Moe realized that Coke had been lying to them. They had thought that Coke was one of them, associating it with hot girls and extreme sports, but late one night, while surfing the net they discovered something that did not groove, Coke had been recklessly prostituting itself to employers in third world countries, allowing them to not only pay workers almost nothing, but to terrorize their workers, killing off those who attempted to rise against the system by starting unions, and even kidnapping their wives and children, forcing them to live in terror.

Now, incidents have been recorded when biatches left their men out of desperate lust for Anto and Moe, but Anto and Moe didn't never actively steal their families from them, nor kill them neither. It transpired that Coke was not in fact 'with-it' and 'street' as Moe and Anto had been led to believe, but was yet another agent of the Nark, yet another of Stuyvesant's ever deceptive Z-Rays. It's just another company, run by greedy old men who see Anto and Moe, not as super sexy-cool companions, but as walking (super sexy-cool) dollar signs.

Since this disheartining discovery, Anto and Moe have avoided Coke, weather they happen to be invited to the same parties as Coke, or bump into Coke in shops etc. they simply refuse to interact with it, and encourage others to do the same. Coke, however, will do just about anything to get back into your life, if it thinks you've rejected it. Many drinks you think you know and trust, like Sprite, Fanta, and River Rock water turn out to be the products of the same vile womb that vomited Coke into the world, it will blast you with propaganda from all sides, it will try to convince you that you need or want it with obsessive desperation. Anto and Moe however are above such enticements, unlike Coke they don't have to pay sexy people to be seen with them.

So remember Anto and Moe = Sex and Sex, Coke = Bad.