Saffie

A.K.A: Chesty La Rouge, Saffington H. Pennywhistle, Sara, Saar, The Soup Dragon.

Rapper Name: Boobalicious.

Catch phrase: Icky! It never happened. I am NOT the soup dragon! I do not exist to bring you guys soup!

Anto and Moe like to hang out at Saffie’s house on the reg, (not rag) and keep it real with her and her very cool parents, Judith Mok, Singer/Actress extraordinaire and Micheal O’Loughlin, writer/poet.

Christian James

A.K.A: The Grinch, Churchy Joe, Larry.

Catch phrase: What’s up? What’s up? let me see now...

Reformed James <-- Visit James' Crypt

A.K.A: Stoner James, Master Vampire

Catch phrase: "Do it!" (And then she did). "Yeah G' man!" "Yeer I would!!!" "Whopper tits lads, and cracker legs! In a second! Oh! Oh!""Yez pinko bastards." "Of course I didn't care, I was drunk on Dom Perignon..."

Notable for: HIs dress sense (slicker than KY jelly , he could cancel world debt by selling his best shirt.)

Ex Dreadlock James

A.K.A: Drunken James, Destroyer of Worlds.

Catch phrase(s): Go Team! Give it loads! Don’t be a Billy Bad Buzz! Shut up you stinking Hippy (suffers from mild schizophrenia) Libian men are trying to shoot me! (it's true!)

Al (assosiate)

A.K.A: Aldon Skelly, Teeth, Teethabix, I.D., The Man on the Dutch Gold Can.

Catch Phrase: Eeeh (said leeringly)... More dutch gold in Al's dutch gold hole!

Ladies, why not call al? 0851461690! (The reasons not to are numerous.)

Lord Thistlewick Flanders

A.K.A: With a name like that, does he really need an alias?

Catch phrase: Charmed... [followed apprehensively by] Googely, Woogely.

Snippy

A.K.A: Roisin, Snippington H. Pennywhistle, The Snipster.

Catch phrase: Anto! Get off me! Moe! Get on/in me.

Tongue Kev

A.K.A. Kev, Churchill, Winstonia, Churchillious.

Catch phrase: I have a Gibson.

Favourite Movies: Duel, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Favourite drink: A powerful concoction of Moonshine and M.E.K. (Jet engine cleaner).

Favourite smell: Burning jet fuel

Real Kev

A.K.A: Yock Kev, Stoner Kev.

Catch phrase(s): Johnnys lads, Johnnys! Poppers lads poppers, best twenty seconds of your life! Tight as a nuns fanny! (In response to, ‘how tight is that joint Kev?’)

Becks

A.K.A: Becky, Nanny Becks.

Catch phrase(s): Yer auld one!

Brendan

A.K.A: Bren.

Catch Phrase: Think of a catch phrase for me.

Ozzy

A.K.A: Oz, , Prince of Darkness.

Catch Phrase: I am God.

Rory B

A.K.A: Dunhill #69

Catch Phrase: Class A's lads!

Notably: Is so audatious as to wear sunglasses at night!

Kutie

A.K.A: Katie.

Catch Phrase(s): In bed! Get in there! Like a fox! On stilts! To the max!

Ciara

A.K.A: Kiwi, Akira, Akiwi.

Catch Phrase: Snazz!

The Nurse

A.K.A: Amy, Nurse Ratchet, Slave.

Catch Phrase: Yes Master Vampire.

Kevs Ciara

A.K.A: Key

Catch Phrase: Kev, don't put that there!

Paul

A.K.A: Tall Paul.

Catch Phrase: And then I laid the gob on her best friend.

Cian

Has side-burns... That is all.

Niall

A.K.A: Larry, Niall of the Nine Hostages, Angel of Death.

Catch Phrase: Ah lads! I'm off my face on shrooms! Honest, there's not a drop of white in him, he's jungle black.

Notably: Has 'better' side burns than Cian.

John Barrat

A.K.A: Badger

Catch Phrase: Eh... Eh.... John Barrat?

Notably: Shiny Forehead, ability to become extremely vexed.

Andrew ' O Brien

A.K.A: Andy

Catch Phrase: My Love for you is like a truck Berserker!

Tony Combat

A.K.A: John Smith.

Catch Phrase: Theacht najo play that Banjo!

Sara

A.K.A: The blond, Legs, Stitch.

Catch phrase: Anto! Get off me!

Edel

A.K.A: Superdel
Catch phrase: My boobs are not bigger than my head!

Katie

A.K.A: Kt, Nanny Katie
Catch phrase: Gooooood Buzzzz!

Lydia

A.K.A: Bernard, Dede.

Catch phrase: Wowwho! Happyness is everywhere! Make love not war! You've got it all wrong dad, I'm not pregnant.

Crazy Ali

A.K.A: Third Tit, Gaffney,

Catch phrase: I want a whippy!

Micheal Kelly

A.K.A: Apollo, Moonchild Equinox Bong.

Catch phrase: I am the Rajah of Resentment.

Robert Hamburger

A.K.A: Sense Hamburger

Catch phrase: Ninja's are sooo sweet!

Salad Fingers

A.K.A: Known by one name alone...

Catch phrase(s): The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic. I like it when the red water comes out. (and many more)

Gracie Phoo

A.K.A: Grace.

Catch phrase: aww pooie, oh my wat a wonderful person! Ilove u too! In a rolie-moe.

Soapy

A.K.A: Sophie, The Deathenator.

Catch Phrase: I’m just so damn cute!

Ben

A.K.A:

Catch Phrase: The ladys love my magic fingers!

Notably: Can play any instrument ever invented. Ever.

Neet

A.K.A: Grenade,Renee.

Catch Phrase: HISUPOMGLOLWTFLMAOOOOOOO

Lauren

A.K.A: The Evil Temptress of the River Styx, Styx, Styxie.

Catch Phrase: I appear to be developing a most awfully dirty bordello laugh! So many Pies!

Siobhan

A.K.A: Snugglekins, blob.

Catch phrase: No you're a little bit touchy today!.

Mira

A.K.A: The German girl, Mira Vallo Colclough

Catch Phrase: Let's make tea!

Juliet

A.K.A: The Ice Queen of Fire, Mittens, Joggins, Julziet

Catch Phrase:"Toto i don't think we're in Kansas any more" "so's your face"

Nora

A.K.A: Nibblet

Catch Phrase: Arn't I a cute little nibblet. You'd give him a wank if the telly was blank.

Ab

A.K.A: Da man ( not to be confused with ‘The Man’), Abbington H. Pennywhistle, Abstract, Abnorm

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Catch phrase: The KKK come up to me and they say, “you gonna fry nigga”, And I say “You can’t burn me, I’m pregnant, with little Taekwan”

Finn

A.K.A: Finch.

Catch phrase: Bit of... bit of... you know... bit of... wot, wot!

Kia

A.K.A: Paddy

Catch phrase: Whoopty-fuckin-do.

Justine

A.K.A: Jus, Blondie (she actually is Blondie... reincarnated... or whatever)

Catch phrase: This one time, in Azarbajhan... [Insert story about swimming pools, boys and alcohol]

Nick

A.K.A: Gowzer, Nick the Gow.

Catch Phrase: Vote Fine Gael!

Domino

A.K.A: Domzer, Cute Lil Gun

Catch phrase: Guns are cute!

Sinead

A.K.A: Happy noodle girl

Catch phrase: I come from Canada.

Garry

A.K.A: Gar.

Catch phrase: ...Need a joint!

Yaya

A.K.A: Eliah, Henwin the Pissworm

Catch phrase: Fuckmook!

Stephan

A.K.A. Sara's brother.

Catch Phrase: Score, but eugh!

Noah

A.K.A: Curly , Chubbers, Nini.

Catch phrase: Cram it up your hole!