Kev's Hot Boxed Korner - Outta the Bracket!

 

- "The Rude Gentleman!"

- "Every Street Terrorized!"

Welcome to Kev Bizzel's Hot Box Page, for any of you who are ignorant: Kev B. is the stoniest dude in creation!

Fun Kev Facts:

During the last year he has spent 99.9% of his life getting stoned of his face.

His partner in crime Gar lives in the stoniest gaff ever, a.k.a. Stoned Henge, together they've been on the most mentalest stonies EVER.

Kev's hobbies include:

Damaging Public property, Arson, Getting so stoned that he doesn't even know that he exists! Wrecken Garda's heads with various procedures such as 'bombin boyz'.

Kev lives in the sketchest place EVER, Bawnogue, which just so happens to be 'drug abuse central'

BEIN A BOTTLER!

Being called a Bottler, is possibly the worst insult in existance, quoth Kev Bizzel on bottlerism: "Being called a Bottler is WORSE than having your ENTIRE family murdered... Back in Bawnogue you'd get a block of hash, and no one could leave the room or go to sleep untill it was all gone, or else they'd be Bottlers, didn't matter if ur ma called up and told you your sister was dead, you couldn't leave", Kev B. has actually sent two people to hospital with his legendary poppers, because their only alternative to smoking the bulging creations was being called bottlers!

Kev's Currency

When you'r tryin to get blow in The Ogue, you gotta know how to 'communicate', if ya don't want people lookin at ya funny, you'll need to throw out some of the following terms:

1 Squeuro = One Euro.

A Flim = Five Euro

A Score = Twenty Euro

A Monkey = Fifty Euro

Kev's Tips:

Conies make better stonies!